2018 Happy New Year Adult Jokes Sms Shayari Wishes

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H!! friends here i am preseng some non veg jokes , sms and wishes which u read and laugh and send to friends. Plz share to others dont forget…because now the times is happiness and celebrate the Happy New Year and Merry Christmas whole…DJ bajega whole night , nahi bajega to Aunty police bulalegi….

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ech !! doston yahaan main kuchh gair shaakaahaaree chutakule, esemes aur ichchhaon ko padhata hoon jo aap padhate hain aur hansee karate hain aur mitron ko bhejate hain. doosaron ko plaz saajha mat bhoolana … kyonki ab khushee hotee hai aur naya saal mubaarak ho aur krisamas kee shubhakaamanaen manaate hain … deeje bajaje pooree raat, nahin bagega ko chaachee pulis bulegee ….
एच !! दोस्तों यहाँ मैं कुछ गैर शाकाहारी चुटकुले, एसएमएस और इच्छाओं को पढ़ता हूं जो आप पढ़ते हैं और हंसी करते हैं और मित्रों को भेजते हैं। दूसरों को प्लज़ साझा मत भूलना … क्योंकि अब खुशी होती है और नया साल मुबारक हो और क्रिसमस की शुभकामनाएं मनाते हैं … डीजे बजजे पूरी रात, नहीं बगेगा को चाची पुलिस बुलेगी ….
!!! 2018 Best Happy New Year  Adult  SMS !!!
Ek foreigner darwaza kholde ko kese sahi tarike se kahega ?

nahi pata ?
ese :- There was a cold day…
nahi smjh aaya ?
jaldi jaldi padho ise tb aayega samjh and Happy New year 2018…

Sindhi :- aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam ?
Marwadi :- dono hi mangwa do.
Sindhi to wife :- Sunti ho.. Zara do gilaas paani le aana, ek firz se dusra gizzar se..

Ek mara hue ashiq ki shayari :- Marna hi tha to kuch or tarika apna leti zaalim,
zeher v chatwaya to choot pe lga ke .. 
choro yrr Happy new year.

Udti hui frok ko kaabu me rakho..
Udti hui frok ko kaabu me rakho..
wah.. wah…
peti na pehno to koi baat nahi..
kam se kam bagale to saaf rakho..

Boy :- Me tumse pyar karta hu..
girl :- Girebaan me jhaak kar dekh.
Boy :- are wah itne bade…
girl :- kutte apne me jhaak..
Happy new year 2018 dost…

Roz kam se kam 1 anjaan admi ko dekh kar hase..
taki vo apni sari problems bhul kar ye soche ki akhir..
ye bhosdika tha kon ? HNY 2018.

 @@@ 2018 Best Happy New Year  Adult  jokes @@@
New Year Resolution :-

Lose weight
Get Married
Have a baby
Stop Smoking
stop drinking
get a BMW
keep new year’s resolutions.. 🙂
Happy 1st january 2018..

If i had done you wrong, i am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this new year to do it over and over again.
Happy New year 2018…

Thought of the day :-
ungli matt kar, ungli ka istemaal kar..
Happy New year 2018..

 %%% Happy New Year 2018 Non Veg SMS %%%
Din gujar gaya aapke intezar me
raat guzar gayi apke intezaar mein
naya saal mubarak ho apko purana saal
to beet
gya aapke sms ke intezaar me.
Tuhaar chehra phulwa ka samaan,

Tuhaar naak, kaan, baal sab phulwa ka samaan….
aur phulwa hamaar bhainswa kaa naaam….

Ye khwahish hai meri tum zindagi me bahut aage badho..
itne aage badho ki jisse bhi milo vo keh de…
chutte nahi hain baba chalo chalo aage badho..

*** 2018 New Year Wishes ***

I wish this new year will give you lot of happiness, joy, lot of money,
aap ko khushiyon se fulo na samaao, aapke laude lag jaye, goo kha, kismat futte, esa me dil se chahu..
happy new year 2018 my dear friend.

Had ho gayi yaar…
Jisko dekho vo baaji maarne pe tula hai..|
koi 15 din, koi 7 din, koi 2 din koi 1 din to ye lo..
Happy New YEar 2020… 2 Saal pehle hume baaji maar li ab bolo…

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Sab log maane aapko dear aap ki har night ho all clear aur god aapko de is baar jabardasth new year.

Din gujar gaya aapke intezar me raat guzar gayi apke intezaar mein naya saal mubarak ho apko purana saal to beet gya aapke sms ke intezaar me.

Badhaoo ko dekhkar vichlit na ho, Vishwaas rakhee, jeevan me 99% dwaar band ho jaate hai tabi bhi koi na koi ek dwaar khul jata hai.

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Tuhaar chehra phulwa ka samaan,
Tuhaar naak, kaan, baal sab phulwa ka samaan….
aur phulwa hamaar bhainswa kaa naaam.

Ye khwahish hai meri tum zindagi me bahut aage badho..
itne aage badho ki jisse bhi milo vo keh de…
chutte nahi hain baba chalo chalo aage badho..

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